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The merch

Not out yet

None of this is buyable today, and we’re not going to pretend otherwise with a fake “sold out” badge. Here is exactly what is being made, how far along it is, and who is paying for it. Spoiler: the creator rewards fee is paying for it.

The Evoad figurine on a desk, holding a grimoire and a flame Tooling

The Idol

Resin figurine · ~18 cm · hand-painted · numbered run

Cast from the exact file you can spin on the home page — same book, same flame, same expression of total indifference. The first run is small on purpose, because a small run sells out and a large run sits in a garage.

  • StatusModel finalised, tooling quotes in
  • Blocked onMould cost — this is what the fee is for
The Evoad plush toy sitting on a sofa Sampling

The Plush

~25 cm · embroidered eyes · felt horns · weighted so he sits smug

He has already been photographed in a car seat. The plush is not a concept, it’s a formality.

Hoodie, tee, cap, tote, bottle and socks in the Evoad collection Design locked

The Core Drop

Hoodie · tee · cap · tote · bottle · socks

One grin, applied to everything. Nobody outside the group chat knows what it means, which is exactly the point.

Evoad phone cases with the katana artwork Design locked

Phone Cases

Impact shell · MagSafe · katana artwork wrapped edge to edge

The most-looked-at object you own, permanently defaced by a small red criminal.

Crossbody phone pouch in Evoad artwork Prototype

Crossbody Pouch

Padded sleeve · detachable strap · card slot

For carrying a phone, a card and absolutely no remorse.

Minimal Evoad wordmark collection: hoodie, tee, beanie, bag, necklace, crewneck Design locked

The Quiet Line

Wordmark only · black on black · hoodie, crewneck, beanie, bag, chain

For the days you want the association without the argument. No face, no horns, just the name in blood red where nobody looks twice.

The Evoad mark and its applications across apparel Locked

The Mark

Mischief in silence · confidence by design

Everything above runs off one mark: two half-lidded eyes and a fanged grin, drawn in a single red line. It survives being embroidered, printed at 8 mm, or stamped on a bottle, which is the only real test a logo has to pass.

  • RuleBlack or bone. Red is for the grin and nothing else
  • RuleIf it needs explaining on the garment, it is off the garment
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Item Eight

Classification pending

Our supplier asked what it was for. We said it was a novelty item. They asked again. We’ll tell you when it clears customs.

How it gets made

Nobody fronts the cash
but the fee

  1. 1The fee collects

    A slice of the creator rewards fee is set aside for production, not for a wallet.

  2. 2The mob designs

    Merch bounties open. Best submission wins, gets paid, and gets its name on the label.

  3. 3Small run first

    Limited numbered drops. If it sells, the run funds the next one. If it doesn’t, he blames you.

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