Meme Tribunal
$10An original Evoad meme that gets accepted. Reposts of your own old work do not count and we will notice.
Per accepted meme
EVOAD
EVOAD
The dare marketplace
pump.fun GO is a Solana bounty marketplace: someone posts a task, anyone can claim it, proof gets checked, crypto gets paid. It is an open dare board with an escrow attached. We use it for exactly one purpose — getting strangers paid to make Evoad everyone else’s problem.
The mechanics
A bounty goes up on GO with a fixed reward, a deadline and a definition of “done”. The reward sits in escrow, so it is not a promise.
No application, no DMs, no vibe check. You claim it and you make the thing.
A link, a file, a screenshot with the view count. Whatever the bounty asked for, in the format it asked for.
Approved submissions release escrow to your wallet. Rejected ones get told why, in writing, once.
Open first
These are the first ones we unlock, and they stay open permanently. Small, repeatable, claimable as many times as you can earn them. Everything else opens progressively after these.
An original Evoad meme that gets accepted. Reposts of your own old work do not count and we will notice.
Per accepted memeThe single best reply posted under someone else’s tweet. Funny, not abusive. There is a difference and we enforce it.
WeeklyAny original Evoad post that genuinely passes 100K views. Screenshot plus live link. Bought views are obvious.
Per postOriginal art good enough to earn a permanent place in the gallery, credited to you and used across the site and socials.
Art · per pieceA usable set of stickers or chat emotes — transparent, on-model, sized right. The ones that land end up in the merch run.
Art · per setTake a famous painting, poster or album cover and put him in it. Recognisable at a glance, wrong on closer inspection.
Art · per pieceWhat comes after
The rest open in order, as the fee collects enough to actually pay for them. No dates, no countdown, no promises we would have to break — each one goes live when it can be funded properly, and not before.
He stops being a picture and starts being someone. Thirty seconds of him talking, in any language, far too pleased with himself.
The community designs what actually gets manufactured. Winners get printed, credited on the label, and paid again per run.
Bigger productions, longer deadlines, proper budgets. He has to do exactly one unforgivable thing and show no remorse afterwards.
Two cabinets on the arcade page are deliberately empty. Build one, browser-playable and open source, and your name stays on the title screen.
Off the screen entirely. The expensive, boring, permitted, receipted kind of stunt — the only kind we will pay for.
Where the money comes from
Bounties are funded from the 1% creator rewards fee. That is the entire mechanism. There is no separate marketing wallet, no team allocation being quietly sold to cover it, and no round of private investors to make whole first.
It is also why the numbers above are small and honest. Anyone advertising life-changing bounty money this early is funding it by selling into you. Small bounties that actually pay beat big ones that never open.
The fine print
He is evil. You are not stupid. The distinction is the entire brand, and the first person to blur it costs everyone else the fun.
